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I don't think so buddy so uh we this is

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a topic we uh it's already in character

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if you want to load that up it's a topic

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we cover uh pretty routinely I want to

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stay make sure we stay on top of the

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most recent toilet technology yeah we do

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like this and people like when we cover

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this kind of thing because it's

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something that we all have to do uh

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throughout our lives is uh use the

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toilet and this headline is uh

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this slope toilet is meant to increase

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workplace productivity that's some good

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news on that front sloped toilets

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so what we're looking at is the standard

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toilet but the the actual Bowl which you

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would sit down it is angled forward so

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you would slide off and or your balls

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and weenie would be wedged up against

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the front of the toilet seat if you got

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to sit down to do your business I wasn't

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even thinking about that I was thinking

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more about this somebody ending up on

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the floor in front of it just covered in

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their own filth I think with these kind

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of new toilets we're going to see an

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increase in penis injury you know oh we

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could go back to that list maybe that'll

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be a new one on the list or penis injury

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is trapped in front of toilet

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miss the button as the ejection seat

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Force you back out to work I see well

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remember there's a timer yeah the

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Chinese have toilet timers we covered

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that story a few years ago where in

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China in some places they force you to

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clock into the toilet and I think they

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give you a very small range to do your

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business like I need like I couldn't

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live in China's work situation I just

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wouldn't go to the bathroom there

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because I I need to take my time

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two minutes you hurry up [\h__\h] now I need

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at least an hour to do my business two

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at least an hour maybe four is it too

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much to ask to have two uninterrupted 80

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minute toilet breaks during the week

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you need to get comfortable I gotta do

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Angry Birds and do all my Marvel Strike

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Force get mobile game stuff

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oh well the slanty toilet has a radical

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new design uh does it keep you healthy

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in reduced disease as the manufacturer

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claims or is it simply annoying I think

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it's just simply annoying because

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everyone knows like this The Squatty

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Potty that's the best piece of toilet

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technology that has come out within that

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we say the past 20 years where The

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Squatty Potty raises your feet up off

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the ground to put basically put you in a

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squat position

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uh it's a stool you put in front of your

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toilet so when you sit down it raises

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your legs up so it was like the way that

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Chinese and Indonesians poop is like a

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hole in the ground correctly that's just

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[\h__\h] in the hole so look at this The

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Squatty Potty is a is a is a stool why

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didn't they call it the stool stool

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I'm very concerned about this piece of

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technology but the engineers behind the

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the slanty of British produced toilet uh

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offers an Innovative angle on toilet

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design the internal parts function like

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a standard toilet but the the seats

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profile is far more is far from standard

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rather than the traditional horizontal

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toilet seat uh the slanty tilts downward

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at an angle changing the user's body

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position depending on who you asked this

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is a sanitary upgrade or a degrading

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piece of corporate micromanaging let's

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take a look at how this land because

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yeah if you're you're probably going to

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be working your legs more you're going

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to be working probably your calf muscles

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in order to get that angle you know you

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need to do your business

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I'm imagining that uh you're gonna have

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a lot of guys with like pretty healthy

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legs like they're basically doing like

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squats like wall wall sits the entire

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time they should put um really highly

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polished floors in front of this so you

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so as you push with your feet they start

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to slip it's living and slide yeah

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people are flushing toilets 10 times 15

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uh the slanty toilet came to be after

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found himself waiting in line for a

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public restroom at the United king in

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the United Kingdom as Gill told the BBC

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in 2019 I stopped off at the at a

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Motorway to go to the lou and realize

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that there's a huge cue for the Lou

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people were doing in there some were

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coming out with their mobile phones so

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because he's selfish and couldn't let

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dudes do what they got to do in there he

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invented a whole new toilet just for him

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here's the thing uh businesses are not

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going to want to buy a new toilet

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uh they're gonna it's a it's a it's an

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unneeded expense at this point in a lot

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of businesses is probably not in their

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bottom line maybe if they're building a

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new business like a new a building for a

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business that's possible but I don't

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know I don't think so you raise a good

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point uh most businesses do not even

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purchase the the toilets and fixtures

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and all that I mean that's part of the

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lease of the building that they're in so

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if they're building a new structure they

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may specify this type of toilet but that

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only how often does a company build a

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new building every couple of years at

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most unless you're Amazon but it's it

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says for most users the slanty toilet

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will become uncomfortable after about

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five minutes but that depends on several

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factors including users leg strength and

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some people simply can't use slanted

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toilets at all like kids seniors or

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anyone with mobility issues so this is

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like going against like probably a lot

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of like civil rights legislation for

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ease of access to because why can't

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seniors use them

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they don't get the leg strength well

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they they make special chairs for

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seniors that like kind of tip you off to

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get you to stand up faster so would it

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be the same thing no no there is no

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don't you just hold it there is no

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bathroom just Schwarzenegger standing in

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an empty room there's only productivity

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that's the next why are you not working

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uh this isn't the first toilet to be

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made at an angle or even the first from

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the UK the The Stoke on Trent based

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manufacturer uh two folds holds a 1911

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patent on the

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net era toilet which uh made forward

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natural like natural natural uh made in

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a forward and backward sloping model

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backward sloping that would keep you

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they want to keep you they want to keep

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locked in you're not you're not pooping

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long enough Mike oh I found a photo of

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it here I'll put this up yeah look at

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this weird-ass thing

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wow so it looks back so it keeps you

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locked in place

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firmly positioned I'm going to take a

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toilet yeah

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well I I this is interesting toy

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technology I think it the same thing can

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be done like if you if you're concerned

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about productivity timers like the

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timers and then severe electric shock if

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you don't get off that toilet in time

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just Electrify the toilet seat if you

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want people to get out that thing no

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doors on stalls just holes in the ground

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and a guy standing there the bullhorn

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it's like Amazon does it mm-hmm well

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it's full of [\h__\h] all right so I got the

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story I did mention it uh earlier on the

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previous show um kind of just thinking

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about Joe again because this is a Austin

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is going to uh address their new their

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walking and biking trails because

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apparently the old ones are racist so we

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police called out to investigate the

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sound of somebody pounding their pork oh

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um Thailand has a Hershey's chocolate

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this headline says it all not sure about

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that another follow-up story we talked

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about the high price of the Disney

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crazy Star Wars Hotel well now they're

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cutting like 30 off of it and people are

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pissed at what they're paying oh wow

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look at this headline I I'd like to do a

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follow-up on the Disney the Disney

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cruise because I mean yeah Disney hotel

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yeah Disney hotel I'm just one of those

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like it was like five thousand dollars

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for a family of four and you have to

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stay there for it was like a week before

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like a four day stay it was like a

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minimum amount of days yeah and they

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demand you like come in character and

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they have crappy food and you sleep in

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bunk beds if I remember correctly like

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the accommodations it wasn't luxurious

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you're basically staying in the same

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accommodations as your average Clone

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Trooper which is that is one of the

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specific things called out by people is

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that the for as much as they're paying

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as much as they're paying the

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accommodations themselves are nowhere

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near worth it yeah

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pretty turned off by that too but uh

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here we go uh Disney chops price at five

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thousand dollars a night Star Wars Hotel

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panned by guests that's some good news

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on that front yeah because this this is

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not an attainable goal for your average

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middle class family uh even well to do

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Fame it's like five thousand dollars

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when it comes to like what you're gonna

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spend your vacation money on going and

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sleeping in bunk beds at uh some park

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where you can't leave is not Thompson

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the list

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uh uh so it goes on to say

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the force is definitely not with them

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oh Jesus Christ I'm just so tired of all

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these Star Wars Disney's last prices at

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its widely criticized Ultra expensive

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Star Wars Galactic star Cruiser hotel

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where some rooms have been derided as a

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windowless bunker

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build as an immersive experience well a

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jail is an immersive experience too it's

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a lot of immersive experiences in this

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soil I mean

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uh okay well bill doesn't as an

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immersive experience where guests can

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interact with the characters from the

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Star Wars franchise

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uh the 100 room Hotel requires guests to

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book a minimum of two nights priced at

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about five thousand dollars per couple

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and closer to six six thousand dollars

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for a family of four the cost of the

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tricked out Suite jumps to twenty

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thousand dollars so if you want the

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really nice accommodations 20

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000 yeah you want blankets on your bunk

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bed you pay up I tell you what I'll give

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you fourteen thousand dollars and so

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well uh but early on guests complained

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about the out of this galaxy priced room

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rates food costs and Star Wars themed

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extras like private portrait sessions

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with photographers so wait a second with

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the uh six thousand dollars you pay for

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your family food is not included there's

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not even like a Cantina Buffet I think

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some food is included but not at all

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that's another one of the complaints not

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even like Jabba the Huts Buffet where

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they have like you know themed things

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from Jabba Hut like a like a vat of

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eyeballs you know the frogs in jars yeah

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yeah like stuff like that stuff that's

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um anger bubbled up before the hotel

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opened last March over a promotional

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video which was eventually scrubbed from

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Twitter and YouTube fan slammed the

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lodging as subpar and too expensive with

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some referring to the hotel as a

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windowless bunker and a Suburban Junior

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the lightsaber training looks about

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exciting as a roadside sobriety test

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when Disney Watcher commented

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and then there's there's a picture of a

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guy in his bunk he's on the top bunk and

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these look like small bunks like I'm 6'2

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uh I would not be able to comfortably

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sleep inside you sleep here Dad yeah you

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sleep yeah you've taken your first step

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into a larger world we were not inside

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this immersive bunker environment

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smaller bed that's right yeah

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and he's on his phone there's nothing

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exciting going on in this room I mean

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it's I mean it looks cool like if it was

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like the set of a movie but not some

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place that you want to spend your

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vacation

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the window was like uh Outdoors of like

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being in a Star Wars City with like [\h__\h]

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flying around and everything so that

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actually showed that is the windows is

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they have um you're supposed to be like

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so the idea is you're on a space cruiser

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so out the window is space flying by

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like all the background [\h__\h] in um uh

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Star Trek yeah but I think people get a

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little claustrophobic and they don't

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think they thought about that that hey

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if I'm looking at a looping video of

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fake space flying by that's not very

329
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interesting that's your uncle talking

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well my uncle knows what's up my uncle

331
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knows how to get a good bang for his

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butt on his deathbed my uncle said ever

333
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stay at a fake space Hotel

334
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the price to stay also does not include

335
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alcohol oh my God how you gonna make

336
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this this stay tolerable the one thing I

337
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need to make this vacation work the only

338
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thing you get is blue milk I need more

339
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yellow I need regalian rot gut whatever

340
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the stuff that Obi-Wan Obi-Wan was

341
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drinking in the desert but uh so price

342
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of alcohol was not included which runs

343
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around 13 for a beer eleven dollars and

344
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up for wine and 23 dollars for specialty

345
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drinks or and none of that is like

346
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included and none of the extra Star Wars

347
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themed extras are included at all for

348
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instance it costs 99 minimum to hire a

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photographer for a portrait if you want

350
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to sit at the head of the Captain's

351
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Table in the star Cruisers crown of

352
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corellia uh in that dining room you'll

353
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need to cough up an extra 30 dollars

354
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my God

355
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you're going to single-handedly uh

356
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um fund The Next Star Wars movie yeah

357
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they're that's what they were trying to

358
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do with this uh in order to entice guess

359
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the uh the The Mouse House is now

360
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offering up to seven hundred dollars on

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a two night stay according oh wow that's

362
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quite a slashing of prices

363
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instead of six thousand or four thousand

364
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dollars per couple seven hundred dollars

365
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for a two night stay so beat

366
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according to the company's website uh

367
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last November Disney uh announced that

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uh discounts for up to 30 were being

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made available to the Disney Vacation

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Club members but now uh non-vacation

371
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club members can access the discount a

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rarity at the house of mouse meaning

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that no one is staying there they're

374
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bleeding money and they need people in

375
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there just to break even I have foreseen

376
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by the way I put up this photo of um uh

377
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apparently part of the hotel it to talk

378
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about here's your uh your suburban

379
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Junior High here's a awesome Star Wars

380
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stairwell with some creepy dude in it

381
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and it looks like Chewbacca maybe look

382
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at that greasy lawyer that's well it

383
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could be uh uh Chewbacca lawyer it could

384
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be a Wookie lawyer possibly look at that

385
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sack of Filth

386
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but if this is the experience and you

387
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can see to the right there there's

388
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actually the lens of a camera so

389
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somebody I think was shooting this as a

390
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promotional

391
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um photo

392
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if this is as dressed up as the whole

393
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place got you know and I paid six

394
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thousand dollars for the family to go

395
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there including or not including airfare

396
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and all that stuff I'd be pissed this is

397
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awful like it does it looks like uh like

398
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a like a stairwell leading to a

399
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gymnasium at a high school and

400
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everyone's kind of like in crappy

401
00:16:37,430 --> 00:16:35,579
costumes like I don't know who these

402
00:16:39,590 --> 00:16:37,440
people are they're just great these are

403
00:16:41,449 --> 00:16:39,600
Luke Skywalker's Chums

404
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these are all new Skywalker's Chums

405
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that's right

406
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oh boy that's another reference to Star

407
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Wars yeah it is

408
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uh yeah I'd be incredibly disappointed

409
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I'm sure there's like a lot of Star Wars

410
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fans out there that are really excited

411
00:16:54,889 --> 00:16:53,519
about this then but they they really

412
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should have tempered their excitement

413
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after the Disney Star Wars movies

414
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because they was while they look good

415
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they just weren't executed very well the

416
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care to the world and the characters was

417
00:17:09,230 --> 00:17:06,540
just not there why would you expect that

418
00:17:11,689 --> 00:17:09,240
care and precision to be uh throughout

419
00:17:13,010 --> 00:17:11,699
this entire Star cruise line uh it

420
00:17:15,110 --> 00:17:13,020
doesn't make any sense this is a money

421
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grab and they shot themselves in the

422
00:17:20,210 --> 00:17:17,699
foot they're gonna have to spend uh more

423
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money to try to fix it and reduce the

424
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price for your average person they got

425
00:17:27,590 --> 00:17:25,020
to get P they need people like me to go

426
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there someone who likes Star Wars

427
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but not at that rate I like it at a much

428
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cheaper rate

429
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so

430
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here is like it

431
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the the idea is this is completely uh

432
00:17:44,750 --> 00:17:42,299
immersive that you spend time in there

433
00:17:45,950 --> 00:17:44,760
you're you're you're involved in the the

434
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Star Wars universe and yet then they're

435
00:17:50,330 --> 00:17:47,640
asking for money for things which takes

436
00:17:53,630 --> 00:17:50,340
you out immediately uh the biggest the

437
00:17:55,669 --> 00:17:53,640
biggest discount is uh 350 per night

438
00:17:59,150 --> 00:17:55,679
well aren't they just Airbnb the entire

439
00:18:02,270 --> 00:17:59,160
thing put it on Airbnb and let people

440
00:18:03,830 --> 00:18:02,280
just go to and from that's it or they

441
00:18:06,590 --> 00:18:03,840
could just shut the whole thing down why

442
00:18:08,630 --> 00:18:06,600
not evacuate in Our Moment of Triumph

443
00:18:10,130 --> 00:18:08,640
it's not enough you're not trying from

444
00:18:13,789 --> 00:18:10,140
yet buddy

445
00:18:16,430 --> 00:18:13,799
uh so 350 per night for uh is for uh

446
00:18:18,409 --> 00:18:16,440
packaging of a Star cruise stay with

447
00:18:21,169 --> 00:18:18,419
additional nights at Disney World's

448
00:18:23,090 --> 00:18:21,179
Beach Club oh wow okay so they're trying

449
00:18:26,810 --> 00:18:23,100
to package it with other accommodations

450
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already in the the Disney portfolio

451
00:18:31,250 --> 00:18:29,160
all right the offer is valid uh if you

452
00:18:33,529 --> 00:18:31,260
guys want to go between February 5th and

453
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September 30th although there are some

454
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blacked out dates so uh I mean you gotta

455
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most of the summer and spring if you

456
00:18:42,650 --> 00:18:41,100
guys want to go down to this uh Star

457
00:18:44,930 --> 00:18:42,660
cruise it'd be great to have an OBD and

458
00:18:53,289 --> 00:18:44,940
meet up down there and just totally I

459
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Red Roof Inn

460
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all right staying at the Days Inn they

461
00:19:02,090 --> 00:18:59,940
got free breakfast yeah hotels are

462
00:19:04,190 --> 00:19:02,100
supposed to be drawers pretty much

463
00:19:06,049 --> 00:19:04,200
you're right so you could go out and

464
00:19:08,270 --> 00:19:06,059
enjoy yourself unless the hotel is

465
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banging this sounds like it's not a

466
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banging Hotel sounds like there'd be at

467
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most a bunch of rich people with their

468
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[\h__\h] kids

469
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yeah

470
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I'm getting too old for this sort of

471
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thing that's right I I probably got the

472
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West End or some [\h__\h]

473
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Beyond me we can go to Roy Rogers they

474
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saw on the Roy Rogers uh in are you

475
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thinking of Howard Johnson's Howard

476
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Johnson's yes Howard Johnson I don't

477
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think those exist anymore

478
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they got closed down I guess oh they got

479
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bought by uh Disney and now they're part

480
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of Star Wars uh Howard Johnson Star Wars

481
00:19:52,190 --> 00:19:50,400
Hotel I heard rumor is on the street so

482
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they're releasing Indiana Jones part

483
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five this summer

484
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and they test screened it they're tired

485
00:20:01,730 --> 00:19:58,980
of these Indiana Jones did not go over

486
00:20:03,770 --> 00:20:01,740
well so they're doing well new reshoots

487
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after the last one which did not go over

488
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well they're like oh I got a better idea

489
00:20:10,490 --> 00:20:08,220
let's do it again [\h__\h] yeah and uh it

490
00:20:12,710 --> 00:20:10,500
did not go well because they were uh

491
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trying to include a new female character

492
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who's taking over for Indiana Jones how

493
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were

494
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and they're reshooting like everything

495
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because it's just like they can't have

496
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another failure they have to have a

497
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successful Disney Lucasville movie and

498
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so they're just we're shooting it

499
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they're gonna spend like another 50 to

500
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100 million dollars to make try to make

501
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it good make it what the fans want

502
00:20:38,630 --> 00:20:36,059
didn't they try that in the last one

503
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they tried to introduce uh Indiana Jones

504
00:20:44,810 --> 00:20:41,160
is like his his illegitimate kid or

505
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something yeah that was uh Shia LaBeouf

506
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yeah

507
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with the implication that he would then

508
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take over the um uh the the series and

509
00:20:55,490 --> 00:20:53,400
you'd have a lot of Shia LaBeouf Indiana

510
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Jones movies I could take that I like

511
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Sharia LaBeouf but he's not active

512
00:21:01,549 --> 00:20:59,160
anymore so they they had to find

513
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someplace else and the the head of

514
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lucasfilm Kathleen Kennedy wants more

515
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women in Star Wars and everything she

516
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does so she was trying to pass a torch

517
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to a a woman version of Indiana Jones

518
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and a new one called Indiana Jones and

519
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Indiana Indiana Jones and the dial of

520
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Destin oh God I don't think so buddy

521
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I mean that would be a better title

522
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Indiana Jones and the I don't think so

523
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buddy yeah

524
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style of Destiny uh I think I've not

525
00:21:39,130 --> 00:21:36,600
even heard about this he and he fights

526
00:21:42,610 --> 00:21:39,140
Hitler at the end again

527
00:21:44,930 --> 00:21:42,620
he twists uh Hitler's dick right off

528
00:21:47,330 --> 00:21:44,940
it's a very controversial scene that's

529
00:21:50,390 --> 00:21:47,340
what this is Dick twist yeah

530
00:21:52,430 --> 00:21:50,400
freaking twisted

531
00:21:53,690 --> 00:21:52,440
Indiana Jones is going around the entire

532
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movie twisting people's dick because

533
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he's old and senile

534
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they take him out of the old folks home

535
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and they didn't realize like oh he

536
00:22:01,669 --> 00:22:00,059
touches people because he's old and so

537
00:22:03,289 --> 00:22:01,679
you know he goes around twisting

538
00:22:04,970 --> 00:22:03,299
people's penises

539
00:22:08,630 --> 00:22:04,980
that's a very it's a very weird song

540
00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:08,640
it's just his excuse I felt dirty even

541
00:22:11,690 --> 00:22:10,210
looking at it

542
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[Music]

543
00:22:15,350 --> 00:22:13,140
all right I think we gotta get out of

544
00:22:17,870 --> 00:22:15,360
here so this they've already filmed this

545
00:22:21,110 --> 00:22:17,880
I've never heard of this movie yeah it's

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filmed oh began shooting in uh June 2021

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okay so they've been done for a year

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yeah they must have really [\h__\h] up

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yeah they think they really [\h__\h] it up

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he bought an email at

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gmail.com check out

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obdempo.com for other social media and